August 2009
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Locke: You guys have electricity? How do you manage that?
Ben: We have 2 giant hamsters running on a massive wheel in our secret underground cave...
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“First divorce: wife’s hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the...”
– Ross Geller (Friends)
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Charlotte: I just know no matter how good I feel about myself, if I see Christy Turlington, I just wanna give up. Miranda: Well I just want to tie her down and force feed her lard, but that’s the difference between you and me.
— Sex and the City
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“Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls… because they...”
– Samantha Jones - Sex and the City
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“The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don’t know how to...”
– Samantha Jones - Sex and the City (via sincerelyserg)
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Cameron: All right already, we confess. You caught us, we snuck into one of the sleep lab rooms to have sex, we shouldn’t have done it while we were supposed to be working and we’re sorry, now can we move on? Foreman: House would do Wilson before you’d do Chase. Cameron: No you would do House AND Wilson before I do Chase. Now can we get back to work? Chase: She did me once!...
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“Perhaps we all give the best of our hearts uncritically — to those who...”
– T. H. White
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