August 2009
- Locke: You guys have electricity? How do you manage that?
- Ben: We have 2 giant hamsters running on a massive wheel in our secret underground cave...
“First divorce: wife’s hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn’t let you get married when you’re that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada’s fault.”
—Ross Geller (Friends)
Charlotte: I just know no matter how good I feel about myself, if I see Christy Turlington, I just wanna give up.
Miranda: Well I just want to tie her down and force feed her lard, but that’s the difference between you and me.
— Sex and the City
“Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls… because they can.”
—Samantha Jones - Sex and the City
“The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don’t know how to screw you.”
—Samantha Jones - Sex and the City (via sincerelyserg)
Cameron: All right already, we confess. You caught us, we snuck into one of the sleep lab rooms to have sex, we shouldn’t have done it while we were supposed to be working and we’re sorry, now can we move on?
Foreman: House would do Wilson before you’d do Chase.
Cameron: No you would do House AND Wilson before I do Chase. Now can we get back to work?
Chase: She did me once!
Foreman: She was stoned!
via fuckyeahhouse
“Perhaps we all give the best of our hearts uncritically — to those who hardly think of us in return.”
—T. H. White
July 2009
“No matter how hard you try, no matter how good your intentions, you are going to make mistakes.”
—Meredith Grey (via fuckyeahgreysanatomy)
“The worst kinds of lies are the lies we tell ourselves just before we go to sleep. The lies that say ‘I’m happy’, or ‘He’s happy’, or ‘This will all be over’, or ‘I can change’, or ‘He’ll change his mind’, or ‘I don’t need her’, or ‘I don’t need him’.”
—Desperate Housewives (via runawaytrain)
“Little Jenny Humphrey manages to get my pants off and have me not enjoy it. Quite the accomplishment.”
—Chuck Bass (via fuckyeahuppereastsiders)
“Nobody breaks my heart. And, anyway, why would I want that?”
—Effy Stonem (via carlosvera)
